Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Think of yourself as an incandescent power, illuminated and perhaps forever talked to by God and his messengers.
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
Always seek out the seed of triumph in every adversity.