The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
For visions come not to polluted eyes.
Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.
For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
What if this weren't a hypothetical question?