The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough.
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?