The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Starting with getting run down by a drunk burning his way down Valencia -- that were infinitely more likely and immediate than terrorists.