Good taste is the enemy of comedy.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
If you think taking care of yourself is selfish, change your mind. If you don't, you're simply ducking your responsibilities.
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
It's never just a game when you're winning.
Is there life before death?