The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.
It was a military-looking Jeep, like an armored Hummer, only it didn't have any military insignia on it.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Sack over my head and cinched it tight around my windpipe.