The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt.
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.
Worrying about them always struck me as about as useful as worrying about getting hit by lightning.
Think of life as a terminal illness, because, if you do, you will live it with joy and passion, as it ought to be lived.