Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
I went up the stairs cautiously, not able to use my hands.