Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done.
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
I used to believe that marriage would diminish me, reduce my options. That you had to be someone less to live with someone else when, of course, you have to be someone more.