A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
I am not young enough to know everything.
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
I stumbled some, then a hand pushed my head down and I was inside the Hummer.
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.