You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.