I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
You have no control over what the other guy does. You only have control over what you do.
Sack over my head and cinched it tight around my windpipe.