Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
The roses, the lovely notes, the dining and dancing are all welcome and splendid. But when the Godiva is gone, the gift of real love is having someone who'll go the distance with you. Someone who, when the wedding day limo breaks down, is willing to share a seat on the bus.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves.
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.