Experience is a good teacher, but she send in terrific bills.
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
It was a military-looking Jeep, like an armored Hummer, only it didn't have any military insignia on it.
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.
It felt like they used a baton or something -- it was harder than anyone had ever hit me in the head before.
Anything looked at closely becomes wonderful.
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time.