Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!
Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.