Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Where facts are few, experts are many.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
I'd never really believed in terrorists before.