You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
When you want to believe in something, you also have to believe in everything that's necessary for believing in it.