Experience is a good teacher, but she send in terrific bills.
Sack over my head and cinched it tight around my windpipe.
Music is essentially useless, as life is.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Who were these clowns?
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.