I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
Everybody likes to go their own way--to choose their own time and manner of devotion.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind and self-righteousness.
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.