Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
We've got to get my friend to a hospital --"
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
A joke's a very serious thing.
Like anyone else, there are days I feel beautiful and days I don't, and when I don't, I do something about it.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.