Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Use what you have to run toward your best - that's how I now live my life.
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Van's sweater was soaked in blood.