Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors, if nowhere else.
I'm moving, but don't worry! Someone once told me we're all on the same planet, so I'll be okay!
The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
Terrorists killed a lot fewer people than bathroom falls and accidental electrocutions.
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
It?s like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else?s story.