A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
History is more or less bunk.