Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
It?s like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else?s story.
When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.