If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.