God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us!
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.