The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have never deceived us.
I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.