Disclaimer: In no event shall the author be liable for any damages, including, without limitation, direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential or punitive damages arising out of your taking these advice seriously and following any of them.1. You didn't make your computer. Other people made it for you; other people write programs for you to enjoy yourself. If something doesn't work, it's all their fault, not yours.2. Never read anything about computers and software! How-tos are for fool.