Once upon a time, there was a retarded young man whose heart's desire was to go out on church visitation. One might wonder what good a retarded person could accomplish. But, it was decided to let him go. He walked up to a strange door, in a strange neighborhood, and knocked. A man answered the door. The young man asked, "Are you going to Heaven?" The homeowner answered, "No." Then, the young man responded, "Well, go to Hell, then." They tell me this was a true story and the stark shock.