The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extrordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
It's wonderful what we can do if we're always doing.
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only for a few hours daily.