Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.