Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
My head rang like a gong.
My friends are my estate.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
You should not live one way in private, another in public.