I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
I barely had time to register them before those rifles were pointed at me.
It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.