At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own bat than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice.
There are always survivors at a massacre. Among the victors, if nowhere else.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.