We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
When you make a world tolerable for yourself, you make a world tolerable for others.
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.