Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporaly out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.