Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
Preserving health by too severe a rule is a worrisome malady.
The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.