I've never quite believed that one chance is all I get.
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.
What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.