We cannot destroy kindred: Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
Neither did the cop car that went past, nor the firetruck, nor the next three cop-cars.