Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.