You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.
Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.