Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.