The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
There ain't no free lunches in this country. And don't go spending your whole life commiserating that you got raw deals. You've got to say, 'I think that if I keep working at this and want it bad enough I can have it.'
It's takin' whatever comes your way, the good AND the bad, that give life flavor. It's all the stuff rolled together that makes life worth livin'.
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.