I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
One's destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair.