Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
People fail forward to success.
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.