From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
A good man would prefer to be defeated than to defeat injustice by evil means.
Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.
Someone dragged me by my arms out onto the road, then shoved me, stumbling, down a paved road.
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.