Let me tell you, quite frankly, it took a while and a lot of therapy to get here.
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.
Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else, a single overriding objective, and make all other considerations bend to that one objective.
I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.