Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
The better part of valor is discretion, in the which better part I have saved my life.
There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.