When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is "thank you," that would suffice.
The first vehicle that screamed past -- an ambulance -- didn't even slow down.
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can't last.