All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
Our patience will achieve more than our force.
Do not believe that he who seeks to comfort you lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. His life has much difficulty... Were it otherwise he would never have been able to find those words.
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
Because we don't think about future generations, they will never forget us.
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.